Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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