He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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