i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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