We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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