pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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