Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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