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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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