why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Randomize