You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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