Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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