Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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