I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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