I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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