After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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