the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I need a hoe opinion
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