Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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