yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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