lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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