Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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