Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I was not drunk enough for that final.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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