your parents love me but you hate me
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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