my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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