Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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