We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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