I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You were trust falling into bushes
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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