is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
im six kinds of drunk right now
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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