I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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