U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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