We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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