I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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