theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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