If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
and i looked up. we had an audience...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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