I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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