Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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