Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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