Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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