I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
did i walk over a car last night?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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