quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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