The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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