Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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