We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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