So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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