I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I currently don't understand fingers.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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