YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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