Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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