Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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