never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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