I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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