David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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