4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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