if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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