My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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