I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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