I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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