You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
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